News stories this week include:
Foot-race Leads To Shoot-out
Teacher Colonizes Student
Eggplant Pregnant Man Emoji
Man Locks Up His Willy
Bride Judges Guests By Present Amount
Please Don't Pee In Our Ocean
67, 68, 70 degrees
No Sweat Operation Leads To Death
Man Tries To Grand Theft Auto An Airplane
$8,000 Puppy Kidnapped
Officer Chased By Planet
Thieves Pretend To Be Power Employees
Acid Spitting Lobsters Are Here
Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/id1070884986
WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/ymGSu9zBEBY
Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/heroicposestudio
Question or comment? Email at firstname.lastname@example.org
Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr
Listen commercial free and get other bonus stuff for only $1.00 a month at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending
In Time by Robbie Rob
Listen on any platform.
#Apple Podcast, #GooglePodcast, #Spreaker, #Overcast, #Castbox, #Pocket Casts, #spotify, #buzzsprout
Burr Martin Nearly News podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.
A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.